Hey I'm Mike and I love wam, welcome to my Messfest. Thanks for stopping by! I've always been a guy who couldn't resist taking a pie in the face so I've decided to live my messy dreams and share my enthusiastically made content. If you have any feedback or suggestions I'd love to hear it.
Outstanding! Loved the muffled moaning and commentary! And the pies were top quality and had maximum humiliation factor. You give such great reactions to being pied, that you should be naked and buried under a mountain of cream and goo more often. You deserve it for being such a good pie slut! The part where you had to struggle and squirm to unearth your head at about the 6:45, which was buried a foot deep, had me swooning. You seriously are so pieable. I wish I could force you to take twenty times as many pies in rapid succession, just to hear you Lose Your Mind. Your girl is so lucky that she got to turn you into a squirming, moaning, creamy blob. I'm kinda jealous, honestly. Five stars. I hope she makes you read this review, so that you know we all love watching you get humiliated and hope you continue getting pied for our entertainment.
Love you, too
